Ladies and gentlemen...

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

Thank you,
Management

Work has been going fairly well... I get paid tomorrow, thankfully. It means I'll be able to actually fill my car next time I need to go put fuel in. (After I drive around with the pointer on the "E" for three or so days, I'm sure.)

In other news...

Question: Why?

If you have an answer, please leave it here.